Warranty
"Miss B, do you still have J's warranty?" [B = my wife. J = my oldest son]
B: Without skipping a beat, "Yes."
Me: "Is it still valid? He's 7 now." [J is looking concerned.]
B: "Yes, it's good for 10 years."
Me: "Okay, get it out. I think we're going to need it."
J: "What's a warranty?"
Me: "It's when you can take someone back and return them. In this case, we'd return you to the hospital."
Looking worried, J runs off and I hear him talking to B. Yes, we told him after he sweated a little. Don't mess with Daddy. :)
B: Without skipping a beat, "Yes."
Me: "Is it still valid? He's 7 now." [J is looking concerned.]
B: "Yes, it's good for 10 years."
Me: "Okay, get it out. I think we're going to need it."
J: "What's a warranty?"
Me: "It's when you can take someone back and return them. In this case, we'd return you to the hospital."
Looking worried, J runs off and I hear him talking to B. Yes, we told him after he sweated a little. Don't mess with Daddy. :)